Hilarious Douchebag Takes 25 Years to Design Hilarious Business Card

By: Ryan, on April 9, 2009

This is Joel Bauer. Joel is a douchebag, and a very funny one at that. Joel believes your business card sucks, and probably that you suck.

Classic quotes include:

“Can you tear it? Absolutely.”

“Looks like crap. It is crap.”

“This is the most impressive business card I have ever seen, it’s mine.”

Then there’s this video, where he spews nonsensical crap while the host keeps saying “uh huh”.

I don’t even know what he was talking about there. This reminds me of the business card scene from American Psycho.

Via Laughing Squid, but really a gift unto the Internet.

Shoved in: funny